signal bed awake separate soft cord
frayed bickering hear breathe asleep floor
he is fast asleep
hearing his heavy breathing
the snoring signals
another night staying awake
frayed nerves
the bickering begins
should i push him
on to the soft carpeted floor
or tie his nose with a cord
separate beds the answer
Tsk - I love the image and the playfulness...there are many contraptions for snoring.. the funniest i've seen is like a chin balaclava... maybe a passion killer but at least a good nights sleep for all!
ReplyDeleteErm...no thanks....it'd be like sleeping with Hannibal Lecter :)
DeleteMy wife used to wake me up and tell me of my snoring when on my back and not suffer alone!
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DeleteThe only person who suffers from my snoring is my next door neighbour!
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The nose, I say! Tie the nose with a cord! (Your brevity shows your soul of wit.)
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