
the prince could not forget her
he searched
and searched

cinderella smitten
moody and dreamy
thought about nothing else
fortunately her friends
the blue birds tweeted
her a reality check
the palace is no picnic
glass slippers come at a price
your freedom will be lost forever
we will introduce the prince
to your cousin rapunzel
she is more accustomed
to living in an ivory tower
ever since her parents
stole the witch's radishes
so the bluebirds persuaded
the prince to go for a wander
by rapunzel's tower
climbing up rapunzel's beautiful tresses
the inevitable happened and
we all know how the story ends
to cheer herself up
cinderella bought a pea green boat
with a cute sailor called four eyes
they sailed away for a year and a day
to the land where the bong trees grow

ate slivers of quince
pastry fruit mince
had jars of honey
plenty of money
and sang to a small guitar
last she heard of the prince
he was stumbling about blind
in the desert

cinderella was a very nice girl so
she didn't LOL ( publicly )
rapunzel's parents
never ate radishes again either









