Blue Bird Tweets

the prince could not forget her
he searched
and searched



cinderella smitten
moody and dreamy
thought about nothing else

fortunately her friends
the blue birds tweeted
her a reality check





the palace is no picnic
glass slippers come at a price
your freedom will be lost forever
we will introduce the prince
to your cousin rapunzel





she is  more accustomed
to living in an ivory tower  
ever since her parents
stole the witch's radishes

so the bluebirds persuaded
the prince to go for a wander
by rapunzel's tower

climbing up rapunzel's beautiful tresses
the inevitable happened and
we all know how the story ends

to cheer herself up
cinderella bought a pea green boat
with a cute sailor called  four eyes



they sailed away for a year and a day
 to the land where the bong trees grow




ate slivers of quince
pastry fruit mince
had jars of honey
plenty of money
and sang to a small guitar

last  she heard of the prince
he was stumbling about blind
in the desert



cinderella was a very nice girl so
she didn't LOL ( publicly )



rapunzel's parents
never ate radishes again either