1. Cancer 2. Fairy 3. Sideways 4. Farfetched 5. Chamomile 6. Bleach
7. Assure 8. Granite 9. Supression 10 Transparent 11. Layogenic 12. Autophobia
sounds farfetched
something the suppressed cassandra fairy would say
but
hair bleach can give you cancer
be assured blondes don't have more fun
that is transparently obvious
they are often layogenic
(up close they wouldn't get a sideways glance)
autophobic insecure and needy
so
make a cup of chamomile tea for yourself
in your nice granite bench topped kitchen
and be happy you are a mousey brunette
with a boring accountant for a husband
things could be worse