flibbertygibit
our english teacher's favourite word
flighty flirty gels are not welcome here
fortiter et suaviter is our motto
sedete in silencio|
our latin teacher's instruction
at the beginning of every lesson
ad majoram dei gloriam
the heading that graced each page of our books
as we translated caesar's gallic wars and discussed
aquinas' summa theologica
and from this medieval stronghold setting
of gregorian chant and palestrina masses
we were hurled headlong into a world
where we discovered
the beatles and the rolling stones
gathering moss was never a consideration
from then on
Day 11....Song titles
open cupboard doors
clothes strewn all over the place
these foolish things remind me of you
the lid left off the toothpaste
reams of paper overflowing from the book cases
you drive me crazy 0oo 0oo
but when you're smiling
when you're smiling
you make me feel like dancing
what is this thing called love
i've got you under my skin
i'd do anything for you dear anything
you go to my head
like a sip of sparkling burgundy brew
OH NO !
the hills are alive with the sound of music
NOT AGAIN!
i saw this thing coming out of the sky
it had one long horn and one big eye
i commenced shaking and i said ooh -eee
it looks like a purple people eater to me
the doctor did warn me about these hallucinations
arrivederci
goodbye my love goodbye
sorry seems to be the hardest word
i'm leaving on a jet plane
don't know when i'll be back again
DAY 12.....Susannah and the Elders
those perverted elders
should really have known
the size and name of the trees
rather than fixating on the size
of the imaginary protagonist's member
twas a risky business back then
bathing alone in the open air
in a walled garden
they were foiled by their botanical ignorance
it saved Susannah's life
even now tis risky
to take a morning walk
on a lovely spring day
the hills are not always alive with the sound of music
no more song bursts
sotto voce from now on

Ah I’m a big fan of the Middle Ages. My cousin was a big Beatles fan and I wanted to be like him so I liked them too
ReplyDelete"like a sip of sparkling burgundy brew" I love it.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! (Middle Ages indeed! *Smacks Eric upside head.* My vintage! And ever young.)
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