dear god
please don't let
the shoulder straps break
in the accelerando section
my p.r. insisted that i wear
this inappropriate dress
said
it will distract
the audience from
any performance glitches
my career will be ruined
if the dress falls apart
then again
future bookings may sky rocket
LOL This is brilliantly wonderful and full of humor! Love this Cressida!
ReplyDeleteNo one knows what goes through the mind of the pianist …. until now, that is! Bravo
ReplyDeleteLOL--worse would be fading into the background, nude and unnoticed?
ReplyDeleteOh that's sly and quite funny. I love it.
ReplyDeleteGreat take on the challenge .... from a totally different perspective.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this! It is exactly what I would be thinking!
ReplyDeletelol - hopefully, there is no wardrobe malfunction.
ReplyDeleteI wondered how she felt about that dress! I thought I's read poems about it from the point of view of the listener, but this is better by far. And fun.
ReplyDeleteWonderful write, Cressida. You tell of a girl's worst fear.
ReplyDelete..
wardrobe malfunctions seem to help, not hinder :)
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