it can take a lifetime
to differentiate between
decades long strategic alliances
and real friendship
especially
when one is an ostrich
hard to confront
but best to know
Day 27
Parody on The Crocodile - Lewis Carroll
how doth the little underling
scale the pecking order
deferring never demurring
cajoling following orders
how cheerfully he seems to grin
kowtowing to roars and bellow
it is his lot no schemes nor plots
just an ordinary little fellow
Day 28
i have known you
my entire life
you live in the next suburb
you suggest we keep in touch
by texting or email
which is ok for bloggers
separated by oceans
and continents
but
i find this
too offensive
too rude
too weird
too chilling
for those old 'friends'
who live only
a stone's throw away
unimpressed
by your vip status
no thanks
Day 29
the best bed must have been very special
to inspire such lovely lines
feminists are not too thrilled about your leaving
the second best one to your wife
although better than the mouldy cushions
hidden in the priest hole
Day 30
it can rain
for days
for weeks
for months
at some stage
someone
might throw you an umbrella
then you have to work out
how to use it